"Commercials
used to come on so loud that we could hardly
hear ourselves think...After a long day in the workshop,
we can now truly relax in front
of our TV! I'm getting one for all the
elves."
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A LITTLE
PEACE AND QUIET!
–
Whether it’s because there’s a new baby in the house or a new TV under
the tree, the problem in every home in America screams: TURN DOWN THE TV!
Have
you ever tried channel ‘surfing’ while watching TV next to a dozing
spouse? It seems as though
every channel has a different volume level! And just as your sleepy spouse whispers, “Honey, could you turn
it down a bit?” the program you’ve finally settled on takes a
commercial break and ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ takes an abrupt
left-turn into a commercial for Big Hal’s Used Car Emporium where EVERY
DEAL is a STEAL! STEAL! STEAL! While
you frantically search for the remote to subdue Hal’s screeching voice,
you wonder if there is, in fact, an alternative to wearing out the MUTE
button.
Happy
Holidays! International
Control Systems now offers the patented, palm-sized, computerized
Automatic Television Sound RegulatorTM
(TVSR) at the stocking stuffing price of only $49.95. This
revolutionary device connects easily to your television and once
installed, the TVSR automatically corrects broadcast volume by adjusting
it to a preset level selected by the viewer.
TVSR
owners enjoy all the dramatic inflections in a program; a scream sounds
like a scream, a whisper remains a whisper. The dynamic
range in sound during a program remains as intended; nothing is muted
or cut off. However, the radical jumps in volume that occur during
commercial breaks; or the indiscriminate increases or decreases in volume
when surfing from channel to channel or when changing from program to
program or even within the programs themselves are gone... and the quiet
rhythms of life can continue without fear of waking the baby, disturbing a
spouse, or continually readjusting the volume with the television remote.
And …” Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!”
And now it's yours for only $39.95 until 12/31/07.(Regular Price: $49.95)